Cracker

Well, it's been a long fucking time since I've written a blog. I guess I should probably explain why, eh?

First off, I've only held down 3 of the meals I've eaten in the past week. I don't know what's wrong with me, but literally everything I eat has me hunched over the toilet 30 minutes later, and it fucking sucks. Thank god for breathmints and the 7 pounds I've lost.

Secondly, I've turned into a psychotic bitch. Since my surgery, my hormones have been out of control. Really. Poor Andrew, has had to deal with me constantly bitching, yelling, complaining, and randomly bursting into tears for no fucking reason. Do you have any idea how embarrassing that is? It sucks. Luckily, though, I am pain free. No more cysts, no more endometriosis. Yay!

Anyways, that's the reason I haven't been blogging. I've been angry and sad, and when I'm not either of those 2 things, I am projectile vomitting. Woo!

Now, I want to discuss Paula Deen. I know, I know, everyone is talking about it, blah blah blah. Really though, I don't understand what the fucking big deal is. She said the 'n' word. So what! Who hasn't called their friends their 'niggas'? And why the fuck is it okay for rappers to use this word constantly, but she says it TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO and she gets fired? Why?

Honestly, I don't think I know one person who has never used a racial slur. Whether it be the 'n' word, cracker, chink, WHATEVER. Everyone I know has said it, thought it, sang it, or implied it. And if you're going to deny that, then you are a liar. How many white people call themselves 'cracker' as a fucking joke? Everyone. Seriously, the only reason they're considered 'offensive' is because someone has a stick up their ass, and is going to get offended by ANYTHING they want, even if it's really not offensive.

Yes, a lot of racial slurs used to carry heavy meaning to them, but they're thrown around so often now, that they have lost their weight in society. Obviously, I don't get offended by them. But that shouldn't be a surprise considering my constant use of the fuck word, and my occasional use of the 'c' word (when absolutely necessary. I will not use it in my blog to spare some offense to my readers).

Anyways, if you get offended by something someone does, then don't fucking be around that person/watch their T.V show/listen to their music. End of story. Don't fucking ruin their career/life/social status because of it. And pull that stick out of your ass before you get a splinter.