So, I have a problem. I have cysts on my ovaries. They have been causing severe pain for weeks now. Today is no different. But I missed work yesterday because of the pain, so I couldn't call in again. So what did I do?
I took a Lortab.
Before coming to work.
My head is floating.
There were literally five minutes when I kept calling myself 'shank' instead of 'Shaye.'
I know what's going on, but I have no control.
The drive to work was absolutely beautiful.
I want nachos.
This was the worst idea I've ever had. Just kidding. I'm so fucking happy right now.
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