Free Trash

I often browse the classifieds at work. I get bored, and think, "Hey. I wonder what awesome shit I can find in the classifieds."  Today, I started browsing the free section, and let me tell you something.. People try to give away some really weird- and usually useless- shit in the classified. I'm going to bring some of these stupid fucks to your attention. You're welcome. I have bolded the titles of the ads for you. You know, to make it easier in case you are 'tarded.

1. A breast pump. A USED breast pump. What the fuck, you nasty!! Get that out of the classifieds. That's disgusting.
2. Plastic hangers (from the store). Really? Those useless pieces of shit fuck up my shopping experience, I do not want them in my home as well.
3. 1 Drawer (I do not have the dresser that goes with it.) What? You're selling one drawer, with nothing to put it in? Throw that shit away, motherfucker.
4. Depends Underwear (to nursing homes only). This lady had cases of depends underwear. But she would only give them to responding nursing homes.. Why doesn't she just drive them to the nursing home herself? Lazy fuck.
5. Free Frog. In case you need a friend for your fish.
6. 8 or 10 Empty Used Formula Containers. That shit should have gone in the trash the minute it was empty. Hoarder!
7. Broken Car Seat. You dumb ass. You realize it's broken and, and case of a car crash, will save the life of zero children, right?
8. Water Bottle Holder. Ya, it was one of those ones you find at the dollar store, that fits a water bottle inside and has a shoulder strap. It will cost more in gas to go pick it up, then it will to buy a new one at the fucking dollar store.
9. Glasses Case. For prescription glasses/sunglasses. What the hell?
10. Happy New Year! This person seriously put up an advertisement to say happy new year, and to tell everyone to be safe. Thank you, kind soul, for your concern. You are an angel.

I'm having a really hard time understanding why these people even went through the trouble of posting this shit on KSL. Really? I'm 99% sure that all of these people are hoarders. Who else would keep their empty formula containers and broken car seats? However, I would like to thank these dumb asses for making my day a lot more entertaining. So, thank you, you stupid fucks. But, I am suprised no sluts were on there, advertising their bodies. Way to stay classy, Utah.