Oh, Facebook. I have a serious addiction. I really do. I'm constantly checking it for updates and notifications. It's fucking ridiculous. Especially considering how much I really hate it. There are so many things wrong with Facebook. Most of which are simply the people that use it. If you're gonna Facebook, at least be fucking smart about it.
First off, use fucking English. Ok? It's 'before' not B4. We speak English, not fucking bingo. Also, learn where to put a fucking comma! We went to school for 12 years, and you don't know how to use a comma, which can sometimes make understanding you extremely difficult. (See 'Grammar Freak Gone Wild' for more.)
Secondly, stop being fucking retarded! If you are going to say my name on Facebook, then fucking spell it correctly! It is written there in multiple places, right in front of your fucking face, and yet you still manage to spell it wrong! Really? Are you fucking retarded? I once had a guy message me, "Hey what's your name?" Are you fucking joking me? Really? Don't. Just... Don't.
"Like if you love your mom. Keep scrolling if you want her to die." What? Just because I don't 'like' this, doesn't mean I want my mom to die. Ok? And the worst part is that my 'friends' keep liking these pictures, and cluttering up my fucking news feed with them! Really? Are you guys that retarded? Jesus...
Oh. And the chain status'. 'If you don't repost this, you'll die tonight. If you do, your crush will kiss you tomorrow******************************" Fucking STOP! Sharing a status will not make things happen, and you're fucking retarded if you think it will! We are not 12 anymore, with chail e-mails and shit, so you need to calm the fuck down with these. They don't work, and they never will. Ok? Stop.
Also, people need to learn what is appropriate for Facebook. Do not post about your fight with your boyfriend or girlfriend. First off, no one wants to fucking hear it. Secondly, you're just adding fuel to the flame and making it worse by posting it for everyone to see! That shit should not be shared with the public! Learn how to handle your drama with the person you're fighting with, not everyone else! It's fucking childish and you need to grow the fuck up.
For those of you who have children, I love seeing the pictures. So cute. But I fucking hate hearing the complaints about how your kid won't sleep when you wants, and you can't party, and blah blah blah. Shut the fuck up and grow up. You have a kid. It's time to take on responsibility and act like it. Of course they won't sleep when you want! You should've seen that one coming. And if you can't handle it, you shouldn't have had a child! You were the one that had a child, so grow up and act like a fucking parent.
Ok. That's all I have to say.
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