Fuck. I fucking hate car shopping. I don't dislike it, I fucking hate it. It's so hard.. There are so many questions you have to ask, and details you have to pay attention to. I went car shopping yesterday, and I am going to tell you about it, because it was so fucking frustrating. I wanted to shank everyone I came in contact with.
So first off, I have a low budget. I hate being poor-white-girl. It fucking sucks. Oh, you want a car that actually works? Too fucking bad, you're poor. Oh, you want something that's not going to fall apart while you're on the highway? That sucks, you can't fucking afford it! God. Seriously. It fucking sucks. And I swear, no one has respect for my budget.
"I want to stay below two grand if that's at all possible."
"I have a PT Cruiser for $6000."
No. That's triple my budget, you fuck tard. I hate you.
Secondly, as you know I live in Salt Lake. In the ghetto. So one of the biggest problems I had was finding a salesman who could speak and understand English.
"What kind of gas mileage does this car get?"
"It has 3 cylinder."
"NO.... What GAS MILEAGE?"
Fucking annoying when a salesperson cannot communicate with you.
Now, normally everyone complains about overbearing salesmen. Me? I got ignored. I waited for 20 minutes at one dealership, and even asked to speak to a salesperson, and still got ignored. What the fuck? Seriously? Fucking retarded. I need help! Ignoring me is getting you no business.
I think maybe I'm just going to get a bus pass, and walk everywhere. Because trying to find a car is fucking annoying. And hard. And I am a quitter! Yay for quitters! Fuck...
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