Songs I Don't Understand

1. 50 Ways to Say Goodbye-Train. Oh uh, ya my girlfriend broke up with me, but I am a conceited douche that doesn't want to admit that to people, so I'm going to lie to fucking everyone and tell her she's dead. Because obviously they will never find out the truth. And, because I think that all of my friends are stupid motherfuckers, all of the lies I make up are going to be ridiculous, and everyone is going to get a different story. What the fuck, Train?
2. Tik Tok- Ke$ha. Who the fuck brushes their teeth with alcohol? I feel like this would be counter-productive. Also, who the fuck thinks to themselves, "You know who I feel like? P fucking Diddy. That's who." Don't get me wrong, I really like Ke$ha. But this song makes absolutely no fucking sense. At all. Also, Ke$ha is a whorey-sleaze bag.
3. Firework- Katy Perry. You know, sometimes I wanna start my life over, 'cause I feel like a plastic fucking bag. You know that feeling? And then I think, fuck that! I'm no worthless little plastic bag, I'm a motherfucking firework. I'm no waste of space, I'm gonna show the world my colors and be awesome. All day, er'y day. So, fuck you. I'm awesome. Thanks, Katy Perry, for taking away my feeling of being a plastic bag. You know, 'cause everyone feels like a plastic bag sometimes.
4. For those of you who have seen The Great Mouse Detective, you know when they go in the bar, and the sexy mouse does the dance? Have you listened to the lyrics for that? That mouse is a slutty little whore, asking the men to let her take her clothes off for them, and make them happy. What? You're a little slut. And you do not belong in a childrens movie. If you have not seen this movie and have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, go onto Netflix and watch it. It's definitely worth your time.
5. Screamo Rock Songs. I literally cannot understand them. Literally.
6. Alejandro-Lady Gaga. Ok. First off, who is Alejandro? And what the fuck do you want from him? And what about Fernando and Roberto? I can't decide if she's singing to a group of mexican strippers (maybe drug dealers), or if she's lost her fucking mind. So what if some girl has her hand in her pockets and isn't looking at you? And why is some girls boyfriend like her dad? Daddy issues? Is he really old or something? All I know, is I don't know what the fuck is going on. Fuck I'm so confused.

If you feel like I have excluded any songs, please leave them in the comments section.