Words I Hate

I hate the fuck out of these words, all day, every day.

1. Moist. It sounds so dirty and sexual. "This cake is so moist." Did you pull it out of your vagina? No? Then it is not moist. It's delicious. But yet, it still is not a word that can be used sexually. "I'm so moist right now." So fucking awkward. All the fucking time. This word should never be used. Ever.
2. Penetrate. Again, another one that is much too sexual to be used in casual conversation, yet not sexual enough to be used in the bedroom. "I'm going to penetrate you." I'm going to kick you out of bed and put my pants on.
3. YOLO. No fuck you only live once! Did you not know that before? And the context in which it's used doesn't make any fucking sense. I only live once, and that's my excuse for fucking off and not taking anything-including my safety-seriously. So fucking stupid. How 'bout you say, "YOLO, so I wear my seatbelt." Now that would make some fucking sense.
4. Monies (I think I hate this word as much as my dad does, which is a lot). You sound like a toddler when you use this word. "Mommy, can I have some monies to go to the quarter machine and get a gumball?" No, but you can have a quarter.
5. Agua. It's water. It's mother fucking water, and you don't sound fancy or classy when you call it agua. You sound stuck-up and snotty, and annoying as fuck. Just stop.Okay?
6. Fart. This is a word that, unfortunately, I cannot cut out of my vocabulary. I could say pass-gas or flatulate, but seriously, those are just as bad. It sounds so dirty, and immature. "Oh guys, I just farted. Hahaha." God. Grow up.
7. Vehicle. Simply because I used to date this guy who was 1/2 mexican and whiter than me. Whenever he said 'vehicle' he would say it with a fake accent. So fucking annoying! Like, really? You don't look, act, or sound like a mexican. And fake accents are annoying as fuck. Stop it.
8. Derryberry. Yes, I know that's my last name, and I couldn't be prouder of it. The reason that I dislike it is simply because of the look people give me when I tell them my last name is Derryberry. And how they then ask me if i'm joking. And also the fact that I get laughed at. And that people are so fucking stupid that they stumble when they read it, because they don't know how to pronounce it. Really? You sound it out. It's not that hard. I love my name, I hate how people treat it.
9. World. I don't know why. Maybe because I struggle with pronouncing every letter. Try it. Say 'world' slowly and it sounds weird as fuck. I don't like it.